I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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