My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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