Pappa wants mamma naked
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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