So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I have fence marks all over my body
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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