So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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