i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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