Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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