Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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