I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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