It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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