My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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