If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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