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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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