I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Randomize
