No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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