Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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