i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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