Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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