man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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