What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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