whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
