i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
