Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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