I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Your penis caused this!
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