He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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