I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
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remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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