: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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