Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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