yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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