You're a womanizer and a bitch.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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