burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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