Welp...herpes.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Two words: blizzard sex
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
