I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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