ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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