Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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