whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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