singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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