: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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