And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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