how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I want a musical about memes.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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