Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
where are my eyebrows?
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