dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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