Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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