the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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