i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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