yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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