called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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