Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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