the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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