I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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