gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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