he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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