i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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