Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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