Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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