quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard