i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it