best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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