a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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